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    Default you dirty fucker!

    I went to a public toilet today went to the cubicle there it was before me split in two separate logs looks like one of those shits that is so big your arse expands & when it hits the water your arse is drenched how can people forget to flush the toilet?...

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    Thanks for feeling the need to share that EXP

    But your right alot of filthy people out there alright
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    Default A few reasons.....

    A floater.......

    A broken toilet......

    Alzheimers..........

    Lack of a privilaged upbringing or background..........
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    have to admit though the cunt that left that huge shit there made a better effort than me, I was bloated the past 2 days felt an almighty urge to go this morning after a cluster of farts I looked down & all I saw was a pile of pebbles stacked neatly at the side of the bowl...

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    I went to a public toilet today went to the cubicle there it was before me split in two separate logs looks like one of those shits that is so big your arse expands & when it hits the water your arse is drenched how can people forget to flush the toilet?...
    the filthy bastards don't forget to flush at all they are dirty rotten animals old harry callahan should put a 44 magnum up there arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    the filthy bastards don't forget to flush at all they are dirty rotten animals old harry callahan should put a 44 magnum up there arse.
    i had a customer who came into our office today, he asked if he could use our toilet.. the dirty fucking smelly bastard didnt even flush the toilet, let alone wash his hands.. i felt like grabbing him by the hair and drowing him in his own urine, then dragging him outside and reversing over his head in my shiny car.. then pouring petrol on him, and flicking lit matches at him while he screamed at me to stop.. as i didnt have any matches, i just gave him a dirty look and charged him over the odds for the services he came into the premises for.. then i had to go into said toilet and pebble dash it, which was surprisingly easy, possibly because i had consumed a couple of high protein shakes.. but, i washed my hands, and cleaned all of the brown stuff from the inside of the bowl.. thats manners that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    i had a customer who came into our office today, he asked if he could use our toilet.. the dirty fucking smelly bastard didnt even flush the toilet, let alone wash his hands.. i felt like grabbing him by the hair and drowing him in his own urine, then dragging him outside and reversing over his head in my shiny car.. then pouring petrol on him, and flicking lit matches at him while he screamed at me to stop.. as i didnt have any matches, i just gave him a dirty look and charged him over the odds for the services he came into the premises for.. then i had to go into said toilet and pebble dash it, which was surprisingly easy, possibly because i had consumed a couple of high protein shakes.. but, i washed my hands, and cleaned all of the brown stuff from the inside of the bowl.. thats manners that!
    fair play man you sorted that shit out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    fair play man you sorted that shit out
    no doubt.. only problem is that just typing that entry made me do a gravy like poo poo in my panties!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    I went to a public toilet today went to the cubicle there it was before me split in two separate logs looks like one of those shits that is so big your arse expands & when it hits the water your arse is drenched how can people forget to flush the toilet?...
    I didn't forget to flush. I was leaving a couple of gifts for someone You should have checked the logs for additional content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    I didn't forget to flush. I was leaving a couple of gifts for someone You should have checked the logs for additional content.
    ha ha .. classy!

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