Personal Grooming and Hygiene?

[AmorInfinito8]

So I picked up a box of Veet for men on the way home from work, it comes with an after care balm, had to ask an assistant cause I couldn't find it Scundered!! and for good measure some lip balm, don't wanna risk hacked lips with this cold weather.
going to treat myself to a few Bailey's Irish cream and ice while putting on the Sunday roast, making sure I don't use all the ice just Incase!
Then lather these bad boys up, what could possibly go wrong!!!

I'll leave shaving as plan B for now

[Rockerman]

Huge changes in your life come January:

1. No more duplicates
2. No more regulars (cut the whole lot them out)
3. Your buying an annual gym membership & your sticking to a set plan , ie early mornings
4. Your going to stop speeding in that van
5. Your going cut down on the posts

Make sure everything there is followed accordingly

You're a gas fucker Robbie !

I just counted 15 girls I visited this year. 15 is good going! How many for you including the escorts you won't review . I think I beat you .

I checked the gym yesterday. €160 for three months...not bad?

[bananabox999]

+1 on the lady razors 🤣
I hadnt done it in a long time cause itchy!! But venus sensitive or something along those lines done the trick.

[robbie9]

You're a gas fucker Robbie !

I just counted 15 girls I visited this year. 15 is good going! How many for you including the escorts you won't review . I think I beat you .

I checked the gym yesterday. €160 for three months...not bad?

3 months is for people who use it a couple times & never use it again! Or for people enrolled in fat club!

€160 & your spending 500 yoyos on meetings , WTF

[Rockerman]

3 months is for people who use it a couple times & never use it again! Or for people enrolled in fat club!

€160 & your spending 500 yoyos on meetings , WTF

I'm on an extended break dude.

No I don't need fat club lol! Sexy beer belly is all, but not too bad .

Wanna get back swimming. Did my hamstring very bad this year. I had gone back to play astro with some old team mates. Still had it, but the legs were in bits. I've stopped now. Back running in January.

[Stephanie]

So I picked up a box of Veet for men on the way home from work,

…it comes with an after care balm,

had to ask an assistant cause I couldn't find it Scundered!! and for good measure some lip balm, don't wanna risk hacked lips with this cold weather.
going to treat myself to a few Bailey's Irish cream and ice while putting on the Sunday roast, making sure I don't use all the ice just Incase!
Then lather these bad boys up, what could possibly go wrong!!!

I'll leave shaving as plan B for now

Make sure you stock up on a bag of Frozen Sprouts !!

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After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

[AmorInfinito8]

Make sure you stock up on a bag of Frozen Sprouts !!

::


After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

HAHA HAHA BRILLIANT I've just gave myself a golden shower reading that,
But you've put the fear of god in me, this was your suggestion, Veet, you could have at least waited until I'd done it!!! LOL
I've been building up the courage

[giuseppeh99]

I'd recommend getting waxed by a professsional. Much better result & smooth for weeks afterwards.

[robbie9]

I'm on an extended break dude.

No I don't need fat club lol! Sexy beer belly is all, but not too bad .

Wanna get back swimming. Did my hamstring very bad this year. I had gone back to play astro with some old team mates. Still had it, but the legs were in bits. I've stopped now. Back running in January.

Astro is not ideal dude, too many reported injuries.

You should be using treadmill in the winter for running, invest in a decent pair of runners!

You have throwen the kitchen sink at this January thing! Make sure you go at this a million miles an hour!

[robbie9]

Stephanie cut down the word count , dear mother of god

You are taking me back to a thesis I did in 2014/2015, it was 12,000 words of hell.