there was this really old guy at an old timer's dance,and the problem was ths he hadn't had sex for a long time.he;d been dancing with all the grandmas all night and said,"i'm having no luck scoring a woman.how about coming back to my place for a rollin the hay?i'll give you 20 euro! " she says,"i'm willing,let's go "they get back to his place and after a bit of foreplay; they head for the bedroom.he loves the sex and can't get get over how tight she is for such an old woman.he thinks that she's got to be a virgin. after the wonderful performance.he rolls off of her and puffs,"wow! lady,if i had of knowen you were a virgin i would have given you 50 euro " surprised, she says," if i had of known you were actually going to get a hard-on i would have taken my pantyhose off"!