Originally Posted by
ploy26p
at the risk of repeating myself.. someone should shoot him with a high calibre hand held weapon, such as a lorry mounted nuclear warhead.. and shoot him straight in the face with it, that should have the added bonus of removing his facial hair without doing any collateral damage.. failing that, just napalm the mother fucker..
alternatively walk over to him, and in your best spanish accent say "me cago en la puta", this should make him laugh himself silly, thus making his facial vagine hair fall to the floor