why do women settle for bastards

[he who dares wins]

If you are a nice quiet chap in this country, just commit suicide, save yourself the hardship of trying to find an irish girl. I have gone through the motions and have given up on love.

hey mate, keep your chin up, ive tried irish and eastern european girlfriends, and i still cant make head or tails about them, like i told anna today, i hear what you women say to me but i just dont listen to you!

[Dirty Harry]

hey mate, keep your chin up, ive tried irish and eastern european girlfriends, and i still cant make head or tails about them, like i told anna today, i hear what you women say to me but i just dont listen to you!

you might be right there

[Westsidex]

just commit suicide.

but for gods sake dont be like the guy i heard of who decided to end it all.He tried to hang himself from the top if the stairwell and the rope was too long.He was lying on the hallway with a broken leg and a rope around his neck.True story.

he was probably suicidal after that,
Westside.

[Jasmin]

Most men are bastards, so if you pick one at random then that's what you'll probably get.

And from what I've seen, most women do indeed pick them at random.

I don't like bastards, but if most men are bastards maybe this is why I am alone

[Dirty Harry]

I don't like bastards, but if most men are bastards maybe this is why I am alone

you can have any man you want jasmin you are so beautiful i would marry you myself

[Westsidex]

If you are a nice quiet chap in this country, just commit suicide, save yourself the hardship of trying to find an irish girl. I have gone through the motions and have given up on love.

if your always there,always flattering,always doing youll be close to her,as a friend.You'll be a great friend but never her lover.Thats all youll ever be,her friend and then you can sit down and listen to her telling you,her best male friend about the guy she loves down the road.

Westside.

[Jasmin]

you can have any man you want jasmin you are so beautiful i would marry you myself

If I were you I would think twice
Read the words from Wise Feargal.

most women marry men and expect to be able to change then, and they never can. Most men marry women and expect them to stay the same, but they never do, as soon as they eat the wedding cake and have kids it all changes

[Dirty Harry]

If I were you I would think twice
Read the words from Wise Feargal.

yes that sound about right so i won't be buying the ring think i will give it a miss good auld feargal

[he who dares wins]

If I were you I would think twice
Read the words from Wise Feargal.

your right jasmin, im thinking 3 times, not twice ha!

[Forrest]

you can have any man you want jasmin you are so beautiful i would marry you myself

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