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    Ok as the title suggests.......I was with an escort last night, out of respect, I won't name her. After some sensual kissing and a nice massage the time had come for some penetration. Just before the "nitty gritty", she slaps a load of lube on both of us. Now i totally understand, the line of work an escort does that naturally they are going to become dry and lube would certainely make it more comfortable and less painful for the woman. I'm all for that but lads this was like "shagging" a god damn jar of vaseline. I couldn't barely feel the woman!!! I'm just wondering if the lads prefer sex with or without the use of lube. Personally, I like a bit of friction and the woman's own natural lube!!! However, I do understand, that being an escort lube is probably essential. Be nice to hear the ladies thoughts aswell.......

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    you can stick your lube up your arse for all i care...ha ha ha, puntastic

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    pure gold.... brown gold that is..

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    you can stick your lube up your arse for all i care...ha ha ha, puntastic
    you need to grow up

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    I've never had to use lube with an escort as soon as she sees me shes soaking......

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    I've never had to use lube with an escort as soon as she sees me shes soaking......
    fair play to you

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    I dont like too much lube myself
    Best regards Feargal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    you need to grow up
    chill winston! jesus, it's friday, lighten up, I saw the opportunity to make a pun (which let's face it are massively undervalued by the fact that tabloid newspapers have never been able to repeat the fantastic one used when Wayne Rooney scored a hat-trick on his debut for Man Utd all those years ago; FAB-ADABA-ROONEY!!!) and I stand by it, try smiling, it will make you feel better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    I've never had to use lube with an escort as soon as she sees me shes soaking......
    How Come ? Do they wet themselves from laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    chill winston! jesus, it's friday, lighten up, I saw the opportunity to make a pun (which let's face it are massively undervalued by the fact that tabloid newspapers have never been able to repeat the fantastic one used when Wayne Rooney scored a hat-trick on his debut for Man Utd all those years ago; FAB-ADABA-ROONEY!!!) and I stand by it, try smiling, it will make you feel better.
    alright blankmannn how is this ok dude

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