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    Default escort for golf

    In all the years punting , i lived out many a fantasy but today a new one hit me ...........

    Any escorts out there that play golf .
    I can see it now , her ball goes missing in the woods and as we look for it , i fall on top of her for a jump.

    I know theres one escort on iie thats plays golf but i missed her tour.


    Nbt.

    ps it will be the ladies ball that goes missing because im always on the fairway.

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    Somebody like these maybe?



    I hate snakes

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    Default love the idea

    Quote Originally Posted by ninebythree View Post
    In all the years punting , i lived out many a fantasy but today a new one hit me ...........

    Any escorts out there that play golf .
    I can see it now , her ball goes missing in the woods and as we look for it , i fall on top of her for a jump.

    I know theres one escort on iie thats plays golf but i missed her tour.


    Nbt.

    ps it will be the ladies ball that goes missing because im always on the fairway.
    I'm not very good at golf so maybe the lady would have to spend more time looking for my balls!!!
    It might be my only chance to get a hole in one

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    I don't play golf...............but I am led to believe that a round of 18 holes could take 3 hours to play, plus playing the 19th hole in the trees............that's going to be one expensive game of golf Nbt.

    Find yourself a nice snooker playing escort instead and let her play with your cue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post

    Find yourself a nice snooker playing escort instead and let her play with your cue.

    Ive done that already

    this more of an outdoors thing aswell...

    nbt

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    Default Top idea Niner......

    I brought a lady friend of mine golfing earlier this week. I told her there was a dress code, sadly she didn't comply.........

    I think I'll show her this pic then next day so she has a better idea what I'm talking about........

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    i like the driver

    nbt

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    Default The ladies seem to like my driver too.......

    Quote Originally Posted by ninebythree View Post
    i like the driver

    nbt
    It's a King Cobra...........
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    lol... i think you'll find most like like to play with sticks and balls

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