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    Smile First aid kit; Vodka

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    1. To remove a bandage painlessly,
    Saturate the bandage with vodka.
    The stuff dissolves adhesive.


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    2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,
    Fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,
    Let set five minutes and wash clean.

    The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.


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    3. To clean your eyeglasses,



    Simply wipe the lenses with a soft,
    Clean cloth dampened with vodka.
    The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.



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    4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka
    And letting your safety razor blade
    Soak in the alcohol after shaving.

    The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.



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    5. Spray vodka on wine stains,

    Scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.



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    6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face

    As an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.



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    7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.

    The alcohol cleanses the scalp,removes toxins from hair,
    And stimulates the growth of healthy hair.



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    8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka

    and spray bees or wasps to kill them.



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    9 Pour one-half cup vodka
    And one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag

    And freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,
    Pain or black eyes.



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    10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar
    With freshly packed lavender flowers,

    Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly
    And set in the sun for three days.
    Strain liquid through a coffee filter,
    Then apply the tincture to aches and pains.



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    11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth

    To rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.



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    12. To cure foot odor,

    Wash your feet with vodka.



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    13 Vodka will disinfect

    And alleviate a jellyfish sting.



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    14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy

    To remove the urushiol oil from your skin.



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    15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.

    Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.



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    And silly me!
    I've only been drinking it! HUMMMMMM

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    Can I do all those things with whisky too???
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    It can also hep mend a broken heartlove7

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    did you ever snort vodka? oh made me sick as a dog.

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    never tried that Blankmannn
    Best regards Feargal

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    Quote Originally Posted by feargal View Post
    never tried that Blankmannn
    Best regards Feargal
    oh man, it's not advisable, it's fucking awful

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