Sunday Morning Sex

[JennyIrish]

Upin hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Sarah went straight to her grandparent's house to comfort her 95 year-old grandmother.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice, slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if that fu@king ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Good morning you sexy beasts! Hope you all are having a pleasant weekend whatever you're up to. I'm here loving Galway as usual, it was sunny most of the day yesterday but later started raining so I was hot n wet most of the day, but then again that's nothing new for me

Planning on a stroll around the Christmas market in Eyre Square later, love it, who's taking me to the market in Cork next week?!

Enjoy your Sunday everyone, whatever you're up to

[Kangaroo02]

Upin hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Sarah went straight to her grandparent's house to comfort her 95 year-old grandmother.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice, slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if that fu@king ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Good morning you sexy beasts! Hope you all are having a pleasant weekend whatever you're up to. I'm here loving Galway as usual, it was sunny most of the day yesterday but later started raining so I was hot n wet most of the day, but then again that's nothing new for me

Planning on a stroll around the Christmas market in Eyre Square later, love it, who's taking me to the market in Cork next week?!

Enjoy your Sunday everyone, whatever you're up to

Jesus h christ woman , I just spat a mouthfuls of coffee out across the canteen , absolutely brilliant , thanks for waking me up on a Sunday morning

[clarelad]

That was brilliant enjoy you’re day

[libra]

Very good, have a nice day,

[Stephanie]

Upin hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Sarah went straight to her grandparent's house to comfort her 95 year-old grandmother.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice, slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if that fu@king ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Good morning you sexy beasts! Hope you all are having a pleasant weekend whatever you're up to. I'm here loving Galway as usual, it was sunny most of the day yesterday but later started raining so I was hot n wet most of the day, but then again that's nothing new for me

Planning on a stroll around the Christmas market in Eyre Square later, love it, who's taking me to the market in Cork next week?!

Enjoy your Sunday everyone, whatever you're up to

How about some Monday morning sex !? X

[Seanmadrasalach1]

As the late NI comedian Frank Carson used to say "that's a cracker".

[AmorInfinito8]

Hi Jenny, your hilarious 😂🤣
Looked for your profile but search didn't didn't bring it up, are you not touring at the moment? Maybe that's the reason I couldn't find you? Xx

[JennyIrish]

Hia!
Thanks for your comment

Shure I'm flat out touring ha ha!
You can just click on 'escort profile'beside my pic up on the left there, or click here :https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html

Chat soon!

[jekyl69]

Upin hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Sarah went straight to her grandparent's house to comfort her 95 year-old grandmother.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice, slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if that fu@king ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Good morning you sexy beasts! Hope you all are having a pleasant weekend whatever you're up to. I'm here loving Galway as usual, it was sunny most of the day yesterday but later started raining so I was hot n wet most of the day, but then again that's nothing new for me

Planning on a stroll around the Christmas market in Eyre Square later, love it, who's taking me to the market in Cork next week?!

Enjoy your Sunday everyone, whatever you're up to

ANy morning Sex with you Jenny would be a dream

[enfr]

How about some Monday morning sex !? X

That's even better on bank holidays xD <3