I fractured my knee. I was telephoning Diana M, to tell her I had arrived, and walking at the same time. Bad idea. I still went through with the session with her and Janet, though.
I fractured my knee. I was telephoning Diana M, to tell her I had arrived, and walking at the same time. Bad idea. I still went through with the session with her and Janet, though.
“I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
“All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
i stubbed my little toe into the bottom of the bed. It was black and blue for a few days. I was sure i had broken it, and there were certainly no high heels for me for a week.
OUCH, i still remember the stars.....
while visiting a club in spain i decided to climb on to the dentist chair apparatus, unfortunately fell off and whacked my head off the side of the jacuzzi, the poor girl thought i was dead but thankfully i was only concussed.
your not really drunk if you can lie on th floor without holding on!! - dean martin
I think I was there that night !!!!!!
I nearly spilt my pint I was laughing so hard.
I knew you were OK 'coz when I tried to lift your wallet ,pretending to help of course, you grabbed me hand and eyes still closed and somewhat discombobulated softly whispered 'gowayufookincunt yaballicksybaskard'
I crashed my mototbike on my way to see an escort once, the bike was destroyed, so I bet it was one of the most expensive punts anyone has ever had and yes why make thing worse by not going ahead with the appointment, I had a good excuse for being late...
I left an escorts appartment, had a smoke, got into my car and a polce 4 x 4 came up blocked me in for about 30 seconds after sizing me up and then drove off, I shit myself for a week after that, I suppose the moral of the story is don't leave your car outside the escorts app.
Once a prick - always a prick.
i made an appointment to meet an escort and I arrived early as traffic was light, while sitting in the car i spotted my boss leaving the escorts apartment, worse thing about it was I had slipped away from work to make the visit. He then spotted me but said nothing as he knew exactly where I was going but what could he say. So I was actually getting paid (technically) for bonking the escort, lol