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[Dirty Harry]

never had an accident but there was this escort when i was given her oral she farted in my face i just had to ignore it and carry on i was afraid she might say thats is going to be extra because everything else was extra not one of my best punts

[Dirty Harry]

i made an appointment to meet an escort and I arrived early as traffic was light, while sitting in the car i spotted my boss leaving the escorts apartment, worse thing about it was I had slipped away from work to make the visit. He then spotted me but said nothing as he knew exactly where I was going but what could he say. So I was actually getting paid (technically) for bonking the escort, lol

nice one