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Thread: The Culture of Entitlement

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    South Dublin

    Default The Culture of Entitlement

    We have all learned this week of certain people in the establishment and their huge spending habits, all at the publics expense, well today, my fellow punters- I take it a stage further.
    I want to expose TD Tom, he is a minister with the Department of entitled types, and he has spent 3 million euro or Your money on escorts and porn!
    I cornered him this morning, off to a 5 star hotel with a Brazilian escort, I include his picture below.
    "I am entitled to all the things I have spent the money on, and all you feckers can feck off" he told me.
    The 19 year old Brazilian escort with him, her name is Andreia, pushed her tits up against him and told me - "TD Tom is a good man!! He gives me 100 euro tips for giving him a good blowjob!!"
    What about the 3 million euro I asked him-
    "I visit 2 escorts every day, I do it to represent Ireland, and I am entitled to it!"
    Yes fellow punters, figures released by the Freedom of information act tells us that Tom has visited the brothels of Amsterdam, Thailand, and Germany, not for himself, but representing YOU!!
    He has also spend 10000 euro of public funds on Viagra, handcuffs, lubriciant and leather whips.
    "I am perfectly entitled to all I spent on, now you feckers mind your own business!"
    "Yes, leave him alone!" said the nubile Andreia, "He is a good man, very generous with tips, and he likes long slow blowjobs!"
    And off they went to the 5 star hotel, for 3 or 4 hours of wild kinky animal sex . . . .

    So there you have it, punters, while you are busting your balls working to get in 500 euro to pay your bills, TD Tom is also busting his balls, only he is doing it on 19 year old Brazilian escorts, with tits which would make a gay guy hard

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    A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Independent Republic of Cork


    This is purely fiction.I mean our poor overworked TDs would never dream of doing something like this ........................................................would they??????
    The Truth is out there.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Under a palm tree


    Brian Clown is so ugly.

    That I reckon it would take him the whole 3 million to get a ride.

    Jesus after that thing fucked you you would need to retire

  4. #4
    Join Date
    May 2008


    I already told you what I think about your posts . . .
    They are so much fun!
    Keep them cumming please
    ************NO LONGER PROVIDING ESCORT SERVICE**********************

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jul 2006


    lol.... I think this is Dick Spunk's funniest topic.

    Keep in mind that T.D. Tom was recently one of the most vocal in terms of spending money on Irish or Irish-based escorts/brothels and to go for the cheap ones, abstinence was also a merit he preached, while he himself was fecking off to Brazil to have orgies with premium hookers there and spending millions of taxpayers' money to get his speech across using eircom broadband. Grrrr...

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    south east


    > One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
    > After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber
    > replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm
    > doing community service this week.' The florist was
    > pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to
    > open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank
    > you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his
    > door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when
    > he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied,
    > 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing
    > community service this week.' The cop was happy and
    > left the shop. The next morning when the barber went
    > to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a
    > dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Then a
    > TD came in for a haircut. When he went to
    > pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not
    > accept money from you. I'm doing community service
    > this week.' The TD was very happy and left
    > the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to
    > open up, there were a dozen TDs lined up waiting
    > for a free haircut. And that, my friends,
    > illustrates the fundamental difference between the
    > citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    where ever i may roam


    what is the stupidest animal in the jungle? the polar bear! good one fergal i liked it

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