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    Default Woman Trouble!!!!

    My fellow punters, I have woman troubles!
    My wife is moaning to me about my escort habits!

    It all started yesterday when I got a text from Veronika Vibrator, the well known 19 year old Czech escort (picture below)
    "Heelo Deek, I am back in Dubbelin, would you like to play with me with your big cock?"
    Now the last time Veronika was here I spent an enjoyable 2 hours (and 500 euro) playing kiss chasing (and other things) with her, both of us naked, in her large apartment.
    So off I went to play again with the nubile Czech girl, and afterwards I came home, my cock very sore and my balls drained dry, and then the wife started moaning - "Im spending too much time with escorts, too much money on them, buying too much porn magazines- nag nag nag nag"

    Now what the fuck can I do? I dont complain to her when she buys wallpaper, or mops the floor wrong, or cooks my sausages too much, so why is she always complaining to me?
    Ands thats not all- my 18 year old girlfriend is also moaning too!
    Shes moaning about the handcuffs and whips we use when we have sex! Saying she wants to use them on me for a change!

    What is it about women, cant they just be happy like I am!
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    looks like your czech mated

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    Quote Originally Posted by dick spunk View Post
    my fellow punters, i have woman troubles!
    My wife is moaning to me about my escort habits!

    It all started yesterday when i got a text from veronika vibrator, the well known 19 year old czech escort (picture below)
    "heelo deek, i am back in dubbelin, would you like to play with me with your big cock?"
    now the last time veronika was here i spent an enjoyable 2 hours (and 500 euro) playing kiss chasing (and other things) with her, both of us naked, in her large apartment.
    So off i went to play again with the nubile czech girl, and afterwards i came home, my cock very sore and my balls drained dry, and then the wife started moaning - "im spending too much time with escorts, too much money on them, buying too much porn magazines- nag nag nag nag"

    now what the fuck can i do? I dont complain to her when she buys wallpaper, or mops the floor wrong, or cooks my sausages too much, so why is she always complaining to me?
    Ands thats not all- my 18 year old girlfriend is also moaning too!
    Shes moaning about the handcuffs and whips we use when we have sex! Saying she wants to use them on me for a change!

    What is it about women, cant they just be happy like i am!
    selfish creatures women
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    why do you care what a woman thinks anyway?

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    we all care!!!!!!!!

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    dares you told me you act concerned so you might get a freebie once in a while

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