Look Baby! If you're not here after what I'm here after, you will be here, after I'm here.
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Look Baby! If you're not here after what I'm here after, you will be here, after I'm here.
Last edited by Magicman; 03-12-22 at 21:58.
I couldn't help but notice that
I would like to have sex with
you on a regular basis.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
You seem like a sweet person. Mind if I
lick you to find out?
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
I wanna be the reason you need therapy.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Hi baby! I am a professional photographer.
I will love you to feature in my well-organized
photo shoot.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Banned User
In case you are feeling down. I am here to feel you up.
LonelyScotsman (28-12-22), whiteball (20-12-22)
If you were a zombie, I'd let you eat my heart out.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Is your name Dracula? Because I'd let you take a bit out of me.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Registered User
Best reply to a dark pick-up line I ever heard was, fortunately directed at a mate and not me.
Typical Irish Humour!
"I have one c*nt in my knickers, why would I need another one?"
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