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    Look Baby! If you're not here after what I'm here after, you will be here, after I'm here.
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    I couldn't help but notice that
    I would like to have sex with
    you on a regular basis.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    You seem like a sweet person. Mind if I
    lick you to find out?
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    I wanna be the reason you need therapy.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    Hi baby! I am a professional photographer.
    I will love you to feature in my well-organized
    photo shoot.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    In case you are feeling down. I am here to feel you up.

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    If you were a zombie, I'd let you eat my heart out.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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