Dark humour pick-up-lines

[whiteball]

So, decided to start a tread here called Dark Humour-Pick-Up-
Lines. Just post any dark humour pick up line you can think of.
I'll start:
"Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in
person than what I have been seeing through my telescope."

[WellDressed]

So, decided to start a tread here called Dark Humour-Pick-Up-
Lines. Just post any dark humour pick up line you can think of.
I'll start:
"Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in
person than what I have been seeing through my telescope."

[Rooney2808]

[whiteball]

What genre of music do you like?
Why not heavy metal? I can make
you learn how to scream.

[Rockerman]

"Come on and I'll take you for a spin."

Opens boot.

[whiteball]

How are you not tired? You've been
engaged in a naked marathon in my
mind all day.

[SteveB]

Question to girl,
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Girl answers,
"Unfertilised!"

[Stubby]

Old ones, but good ones!
Wanna go halves on a bastard?

And

How’s your belly for a lodger?

[whiteball]

I would like to have a clone of you to myself.
Can you offer me your groin hair? I hear that
works better.

[whiteball]

Hey baby! Every day of my life,
I desire to name many orgasms
after you.