Look Baby! If you're not here after what I'm here after, you will be here, after I'm here.
Look Baby! If you're not here after what I'm here after, you will be here, after I'm here.
Last edited by Magicman; 03-12-22 at 21:58.
I couldn't help but notice that
I would like to have sex with
you on a regular basis.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
You seem like a sweet person. Mind if I
lick you to find out?
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
I wanna be the reason you need therapy.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Hi baby! I am a professional photographer.
I will love you to feature in my well-organized
photo shoot.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
In case you are feeling down. I am here to feel you up.
LonelyScotsman (28-12-22), whiteball (20-12-22)
If you were a zombie, I'd let you eat my heart out.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Is your name Dracula? Because I'd let you take a bit out of me.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Best reply to a dark pick-up line I ever heard was, fortunately directed at a mate and not me.
Typical Irish Humour!
"I have one c*nt in my knickers, why would I need another one?"