Hello my dear! I desire to live in your clean socks
so that I will always be with you in every place you go.
Hello my dear! I desire to live in your clean socks
so that I will always be with you in every place you go.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
EscortInspector (10-11-22), IrishSarahBarra (02-12-22), whiteball (10-11-22)
I couldn't help but notice you lost your bikini
top on that waterslide, give me your number
and I'll let you have it back.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Don't know about pick-up lines but I heard an answer to one. Fortunately it was directed at my mate, not me.
"I have one c*nt in my knickers. Why would I need another one?" [Ahh, Irish Girls ]
IrishSarahBarra (02-12-22), TonyB (13-11-22), whiteball (12-11-22)
Hey baby! I won't let you go until you
give me your phone number.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
I love your T-shirt. Can I study it in Braille?
And no, you don't have to take it off.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
AyannaMelek (02-12-22), Rockerman (15-11-22)
I would drag my balls through 200 yards
of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked
you last.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Hey baby! I have gotten something
special to show you. It's the condom
that was used when I lost my virginity.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.