Why am I addicted to some nuts and allergic to other nuts?
When i eat pistachios I get very blushed, and if I eat too many I faint.
When I eat almonds I get very sleepy and cant think too clearly
When I eat peanuts I get very much like a stoner would get and everyone thinks I'm drunk or stoned.
But when I have my mouth around some punter's nuts, I get really happy and horny. With every lick, I feel just a little bit better about myself and my energy level increases.
Anyway, was just thinking about this today after the taxi driver chased me down the road for 30cents and I wondered what the meaning of life was, and then I thought about nuts...
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