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    Default Great day for a Wank.

    What a great day for a wank, the sun is shining, my dick is hard, no money, yes indeed, what a great day for a wank.

    It's a great day for a wank,
    it's the escorts I have to thank.
    They make my life worth living,
    when a blow job they are giving.
    So that's the theme I'll be using,
    when I give my cock a bruising.
    Yes, it's a great day for a wank.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    what a great day for a wank, the sun is shining, my dick is hard, no money, yes indeed, what a great day for a wank.

    It's a great day for a wank,
    it's the escorts i have to thank.
    They make my life worth living,
    when a blow job they are giving.
    So that's the theme i'll be using,
    when i give my cock a bruising.
    Yes, it's a great day for a wank.
    thats so beautiful rover,i dont need much encouragement for a wank but thanks,id rather answer this than another lisbon thread.
    Theres a good boy
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    What a great day for a wank, the sun is shining, my dick is hard, no money, yes indeed, what a great day for a wank.

    It's a great day for a wank,
    it's the escorts I have to thank.
    They make my life worth living,
    when a blow job they are giving.
    So that's the theme I'll be using,
    when I give my cock a bruising.
    Yes, it's a great day for a wank.
    lol, you are a very nice writer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    What a great day for a wank, the sun is shining, my dick is hard, no money, yes indeed, what a great day for a wank.

    It's a great day for a wank,
    it's the escorts I have to thank.
    They make my life worth living,
    when a blow job they are giving.
    So that's the theme I'll be using,
    when I give my cock a bruising.
    Yes, it's a great day for a wank.
    it`s a great day for a wank,
    i think by now i gotta full tANK,
    so it`s my dick i be squeezing,
    an` the jizz from my nads i be teasin`,
    yeah it`s a great day for a wank

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    I have had 2 wanks so far, lovely

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexyfukka View Post
    it`s a great day for a wank,
    i think by now i gotta full tANK,
    so it`s my dick i be squeezing,
    an` the jizz from my nads i be teasin`,
    yeah it`s a great day for a wank
    It's a great day for a wank,
    I'll keep more money in the bank.
    When I decide to take 250 out,
    I'll give a tasty escort a shout.
    Together we'll do some dirty deeds,
    hopefully satisfying my filthy needs.
    I'll get her to open her mouth very wide,
    blasting her tonsils with my dick from outside.
    Yes, it's a great day for a wank.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Jasus Rover thats soooooooo bad .. .. .. .. I know who you are, your Bono arn't ya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pigsmickey View Post
    Jasus Rover thats soooooooo bad .. .. .. .. I know who you are, your Bono arn't ya!
    Jeez, ya figured it out.

    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonny View Post
    This should be written on every public loo wall the length and bredth of the country lads. Rover is the voice of the common man. ( ie a hornball ) and i want a rover t-shirt lol
    Maybe Patricia can get some printed up.
    The Truth is out there.

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    Bought the Weekly Sport yesterday, had a good wank last night

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