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    Wink A Prick reason to vote YES

    My fellow punters, the vote is almost on us now, and I know some of you are still undecided, with this in mind I thought it would be a good idea to ask a escort- should we, the good punters of Ireland vote yes or no?
    With this in mind I decided to interview Mini Skirt Angelika, the well known German escort currently based in James street- a stones throw from my own place.
    I met her as she was doing her shopping this morning- see picture below.
    The first thing I asked her was wheres her mini skirt-
    "Deek- it is too cold for my skirt, colder than the Russian Front, too cold for my pussy- you understand - Ja?"
    What about the vote I asked her-
    "Ja Ja, I hope all the sexy handsome Irish men vote yes!!!".
    Its important that we are united, all europeans!!"
    she said, as her hand fondled my crotch.
    "Irish men are so sexy, and they have big willys!!!" she said as she massaged my crotch even harder.
    "Please tell all the Irish men to vote Ja!!!, tell them I will have special discounts for those who vote Ja!!"
    What discounts I asked.
    "Tell them I offer to tie them to my bed, and to whip their arses with my leather whip, and to have them suck my strap on, while I dance around them in my black leather mini skirt!!, tell them I offer 10% discount to all YES voters!!""
    I will tell them I told her.
    "Ja! Ja!- and also tell them how much you enjoy it Deek!"

    And so my fellow punters- I tell yous all now- Vote yes and you get a 10% discount from Mini Skirt Angelika as a THANK YOU!
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    I aint suckin no strapon.. NO way Hose A

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    Quote Originally Posted by pigsmickey View Post
    I aint suckin no strapon.. NO way Hose A
    ME NEITHER....

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    dick, the only thing i will be sucking is her clit!!!!!!!! and deffo not a strap-on!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    My fellow punters, the vote is almost on us now, and I know some of you are still undecided, with this in mind I thought it would be a good idea to ask a escort- should we, the good punters of Ireland vote yes or no?
    With this in mind I decided to interview Mini Skirt Angelika, the well known German escort currently based in James street- a stones throw from my own place.
    I met her as she was doing her shopping this morning- see picture below.
    The first thing I asked her was wheres her mini skirt-
    "Deek- it is too cold for my skirt, colder than the Russian Front, too cold for my pussy- you understand - Ja?"
    What about the vote I asked her-
    "Ja Ja, I hope all the sexy handsome Irish men vote yes!!!".
    Its important that we are united, all europeans!!"
    she said, as her hand fondled my crotch.
    "Irish men are so sexy, and they have big willys!!!" she said as she massaged my crotch even harder.
    "Please tell all the Irish men to vote Ja!!!, tell them I will have special discounts for those who vote Ja!!"
    What discounts I asked.
    "Tell them I offer to tie them to my bed, and to whip their arses with my leather whip, and to have them suck my strap on, while I dance around them in my black leather mini skirt!!, tell them I offer 10% discount to all YES voters!!""
    I will tell them I told her.
    "Ja! Ja!- and also tell them how much you enjoy it Deek!"

    And so my fellow punters- I tell yous all now- Vote yes and you get a 10% discount from Mini Skirt Angelika as a THANK YOU!
    Dick your a funny guy,you must have alot time on your hands to write all these threads,i love the one about you neighbour taking the rubbish out,cant stop smiling when i see my own neighbours after reading your thread.

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    Default hi dick

    hi dick do u have her number i sure would like a bit of that and shes only 2 min drive away .... hurry up the reply cant wait ......

    ps. just like women in black leather mini skirt ..,he he..,.,sexy
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