Originally Posted by
TonyB
In 2004 this guy walked into a room when I was 6 inches deep (doggy).
I thought it was another client just getting it wrong so I ignored him.
But he didn't move, so I looked around.
Garda, he said. Ah ffs I said.
Point is it wasn't illegal then, but today it is, better have a good excuse for that one.
And by the way, you're in an advertising escorts apartment, do you really think you'll be believed in court claiming you didn't pay her.
"We are just friends", your honour
Hmmm
This said I have gone to escorts 3 or 4 times per week for over 20 years and I was only caught once.
It's very very unlikely any punter will be caught, but you never know.
Either way, I'm a pizza delivery man.
I'm just a very bad pizza delivery man, I forgot the pizza.
And in lots of movies that I watch, the delivery guy always gets sex