Are You Any Good? :)

[JennyIrish]

An elderly man goes to see an escort. "How much do you charge?" He asks. €150 she replies.
He says "all I have are these two All Ireland medals I won in the 50s"
"That will do" she replies and the appointment goes ahead.

The following evening a client rings to enquire about a booking. "€150" he says, "that's a bit steep. Are you any good? Good service?"

"Good?" She replies. "I've two fucking All Ireland medals!!!!!"

[Noregrets]

An elderly man goes to see an escort. "How much do you charge?" He asks. €150 she replies.
He says "all I have are these two All Ireland medals I won in the 50s"
"That will do" she replies and the appointment goes ahead.

The following evening a client rings to enquire about a booking. "€150" he says, "that's a bit steep. Are you any good? Good service?"

"Good?" She replies. "I've two fucking All Ireland medals!!!!!"

Love it ))))))

[Benny123]

2 All Ireland medals won in the 50ies
Must be Mayo.
She obviously put a curse on the old man

[JennyIrish]

2 All Ireland medals won in the 50ies
Must be Mayo.
She obviously put a curse on the old man

Ha ha! No it was a priest who put a curse on the team apparently. Escorts dont do curses, we just do lots and lots of orgasams!

[AyannaMelek]

I’m good at sleeping. In fact I can get a prize for that )))

[johnstate322]

Possibly the best at doing nothing👍