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  1. 27-09-09, 13:06 #31
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    Blessed are those Escorts that fake orgasms for they shall inherit my Monthly bonus.
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    Blessed be the escorts that only charge €80 - €100, as the brethren can punt more often
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    It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a money grabbing greedy escort to enter into the kingdom of God. (Matthew 19:24)
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    blessed is my mickey for it is my eternal friend...
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    Blessed is the GIN because it is just the TONIC...



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  6. 27-09-09, 19:23 #36
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    Blessed are the cheesemakers for the shall get a mention by the pythons.
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  7. 27-09-09, 22:53 #37
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    Default Blessed are the technical geeks......

    For they shall restore the forum...........
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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  8. 27-09-09, 22:57 #38
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    For Westside so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, Tommy Singh, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life (and win a competition or two)
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  9. 27-09-09, 23:00 #39
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    So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

    And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply


    ( A direct quote from the KJ version of the Bible)
    I have not quoted the second part in full but the mods are such a bunch of heathens that they wont even notice that I've broken the rules re:Quotations.
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  10. 27-09-09, 23:05 #40
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    Actually Horan Iv a degree in theology
    And I can tell you now its all a load of shite
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