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    Found this on another site. A punter's interpretation of what escort's ads really mean

    BBW = fat
    Voluptuous = fat
    Curvy = fat
    Curvaceous = fat
    Thick = fat
    Rubenesque = fat
    Womanly = fat
    Gives bra size only? = fat
    Busty = either saggy or fat
    Naturally busty = saggy and fat
    Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly

    Slim = no boobs
    Svelte = no boobs
    Slender = no boobs
    Dancer's body = no boobs

    Bombshell = fake boobs
    Baywatch = fake boobs
    Playboy = fake boobs
    Model = fake boobs

    Brazilian = black
    Caramel = black
    Chocolate = black
    Cuban = black
    Ebony = black
    Egyptian = black
    Ethiopian = black
    Exotic = black
    Hawaiian = black
    Mocha = black
    Mulatto = black
    Nubian = black
    Mixed = black

    Mature = old
    Courtesan = old
    Gracious = old
    Refined = old
    Elegant = old
    Classic = old

    Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
    College Student = late 20's
    Just turned 18 = mid 20's
    19 = possible jailbait
    21 = late 20's
    28 = late 30's

    Intelligent = brunette
    Sorority Girl = blonde
    Selective = overpriced
    Exclusive = very overpriced
    Classy = can't afford lingerie
    Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
    Upscale = snooty personality
    All American = trailer trash
    Princess = I have an attitude problem
    Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
    coed = plain looking with acne problem
    girl next door = looks like the boy next door
    Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
    Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
    Energetic = methamphetamine addict
    Down to earth = boring
    College graduate = sleeps with professors
    open minded = openly accepts tips

    New to business = changed name
    New to area = changed name and moved across town

    Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
    Discreet = I check your ID
    Discrete = I can't spell
    Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
    Seeks generous gentleman = robs the elderly
    Seeks generous businessmen = robs out-of-towners
    Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
    I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
    Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
    Available 24/7 = my pimp never sleeps

    what an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information. Unless specified, you can assume:
    hair color = brown
    hair length = to shoulder
    eye color = brown
    age = mature
    height = short
    weight = heavy
    cup size = small
    measurements = large

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    Heh heh heh

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    Profiles will never be the same again

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    I got caught out by this 'voluptuous' description with an escort a few years ago I kinda misinterpreted the meaning of the word she was so fat if she bunjee jumped off a bridge she'd pull down the bridge too
    she even had stretch marks on her clothes!....

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    LMAO!

    Where did u find it Anita??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenda Beauty Babe View Post
    LMAO!

    Where did u find it Anita??
    I cannot tell, you might find things you're not suppose to find and put someone to shame

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    Ok, will find it myself...

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    This is so funny!!! LMAO and most of them are true
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    this is like watching Criminal Minds there is a few here should over to Quantico ye make some Profilers
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    the reviews don't gona be the same anymore.haha!

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