Ever get the urge to

**Stewie** · 26-09-09, 10:06

Originally Posted by rover

Ah Stewie, I'm sure underneath it all, you'd love to ride me really.

Are you ric flairs other profile??

**rover** · 26-09-09, 10:15

Originally Posted by Stewie

Are you ric flairs other profile??

That really hurt.

**carlos marvado** · 26-09-09, 14:08

Originally Posted by Elle of Edinburgh

people who rustle bags of boiled sweets or crisps and unfortunate enough to be sitting within earshot of me i just get the urge to ram them down their throat.

People who snore on planes ffs its a captive audience and on occasion have "accidently" let my arm slip off the arm rest into there ribcage although i really want to pull the window out and watch them being sucked out at 35k feet........woohoo cya

Elle x

Sitting next to Elle and being sucked off at 35k feet................after that the plane can crash for all I care.

**carlos marvado** · 26-09-09, 14:10

Originally Posted by experienced punter

I also have an urge to walk into a womens toilet

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You'll have a hard job stealing their knickers from under their noses mate!

**Forrest** · 26-09-09, 16:52

Originally Posted by Anna23

I sometimes have the urge to smack strangers bottoms, so far i managed to resist at least in public.
Also, when someone really pisses me off, I have complete scenarios of torture running through my head. And sometimes ( quite often actually ) I want to spank my boyfriend really hard with a belt but he doest like it

So if someone interrested... I'm willing to offer a serious discount to someone who lets himself spank hard. It just helps me release tension, you know.
It is a bit weird as for instance i completely dissagree with spanking or other physical punishment by pets or kids upbringing.

How serious is the discount Anna? I might be tempted - purely to help you release tension of course

. But there are better ways to ease tension........multiple orgasms???

**Forrest** · 26-09-09, 16:56

[QUOTE=he who dares wins;134807]

Originally Posted by westcorklad

now, now westcorklad, you forget us man utd supporters had to listen to liverpool fans in the 70's and 80's when you were winning everything, now pick your dummy up off the floor and dont spit it out again, theres a good boy!!!!!!!!

I have to agree HWDW. I had to listen to a lot of shite from Liverpool fans back then. This is payback time.

**WD-40** · 26-09-09, 18:56

Worst fuckin thread ever

**Alana** · 26-09-09, 19:17

Originally Posted by WD-40

Worst fuckin thread ever

Classic

**Alana** · 26-09-09, 19:20

Originally Posted by carlos marvado

Sitting next to Elle and being sucked off at 35k feet................after that the plane can crash for all I care.

That's why it's called a cockpit carlos

**SUPERSTUD** · 26-09-09, 19:37

The words 'sucked off' and 'Elle' just go perfectly together don't they?

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