When travelling on aircraft I always sit by the emergency exit closest to the wing.
I do sometimes want to start going totally mental foaming at the mouth jumping up and down screaming and crying that the engines are on fire and that we're all going do die.
But I don't.
However if ever you're on a flight and this does happen you had better hope it is me.
Someday soon it's gonna happen , the urge kills me at times where ever i am that i happen to see one , it's teasing me to do exactly as it says , God i wanna do it so so bad , even right now !
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people who rustle bags of boiled sweets or crisps and unfortunate enough to be sitting within earshot of me i just get the urge to ram them down their throat.
People who snore on planes ffs its a captive audience and on occasion have "accidently" let my arm slip off the arm rest into there ribcage although i really want to pull the window out and watch them being sucked out at 35k feet........woohoo cya
Elle x
All I can say is that my friends always switch off their phones when going to a funeral.
I also have an urge to walk into a womens toilet...