1. The Community Moderators are in reality just one person with an identity crises.
2. All aspiring Community Moderators are genetically identical to the one Community Moderator.
3. Patricia is a hermaphrodite.
4. Nbt and Stewie are but a figment of the Community Moderator's vivid imagination.
5. Rover is really a super intelligent canine trained by that Russian bloke Pavlov.
6. Duplicate profiles are the as yet unborn children of Escorts and Clients screaming to be born.
7. Jesus Christ was a member of this site but got banned for changing water into wine and then pissing while drunk all over Mari's joints.
8. There are no escorts/prostitutes, just ladies in need of money and men who give it to them.
9. The 17,000 odd other members of this site are voiceless aliens.
10. Westie is a 21st century prophet who will never be understood in his own life time.
I swear by all that is good and holy and by my favourite escort's p***y, that this do be an honest and unabridged account of life in the E-I Escort Community.
Originally Posted by carlos marvado
1. The Community Moderators are in reality just one person with an identity crises.
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