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    Thumbs down No Wanking - 2 weeks and counting.....

    Due to difficult personal circumstances, I have not now had an orgasm since, I believe, last Sunday week.

    Everything is in perfect working order and I should be able to resume activities within the next week. It is just at the moment that even a hand shandy is impossible.

    However, it got me thinking as to the longest period of time I have ever gone without experiencing la petite mort outside of making the initial discovery of such as an 11 yr old boy.

    I do believe that I may be presently breaking my own personal record.

    Have any of my fellow readers experienced such either by force of circumstances or ,excuse the pun, by their own hand ?

    I freely admit that it is now getting to me.

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    Fuck sake man 2 WEEKS!

    Your balls must be dragging off the ground by now.

    Lasted maybe a week before. But by the end me balls and me nob were acheing.

    I just had to empty the sacks.

    Fair play to you.
    I hope the end of the drought is enjoyable.
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    As a very last resort I’ll have a wank so yes I would say I have easily surpassed your abstinence (with great difficulty I might add).

    Now while we are on this subject can I hijack your thread and ask another question (slightly relevant), I was chatting to one of the escorts I recently visited and the subject came up that I had come to see her with a loaded gun as she put it, anyway I never have a wank before I visit an escort but she led me to believe I was silly not to Is it the norm to have a wank beforehand, personally I think the first orgasm in the day is always the best so why waste it in your hand, after all we spend time and consideration choosing the best escort to fulfill our needs, why then settle for your second best orgasm or am I alone on this??

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    jeez u need to let it out theres every chance u could go mad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    As a very last resort I'll have a wank so yes I would say I have easily surpassed your abstinence (with great difficulty I might add).
    Now while we are on this subject can I hijack your thread and ask another question (slightly relevant), I was chatting to one of the escorts I recently visited and the subject came up that I had come to see her with a loaded gun as she put it, anyway I never have a wank before I visit an escort but she led me to believe I was silly not to Is it the norm+to+have+a+wank+beforehand,+personally+I+think+the+first+orgasm+in+the+day+i s+always+the+best+so+why+waste+it+in+your+hand,+after+all+we+spend+time+and+cons ideration+choosing+the+best+escort+to+fulfill+our+needs,+why+then+settle+for+you r+second+best+orgasm+or+am+I+alone+on+this??
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    Not+on+the+day+no.+
    But+the+day+before+yes.
    Stops+me+from+exploding+to+soon+so+i+can+enjoy+the+experence+for+longer.
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    Hope+that+helps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banned User View Post
    Due to difficult personal circumstances, I have not now had an orgasm since, I believe, last Sunday week.

    Everything is in perfect working order and I should be able to resume activities within the next week. It is just at the moment that even a hand shandy is impossible.

    However, it got me thinking as to the longest period of time I have ever gone without experiencing la petite mort outside of making the initial discovery of such as an 11 yr old boy.

    I do believe that I may be presently breaking my own personal record.

    Have any of my fellow readers experienced such either by force of circumstances or ,excuse the pun, by their own hand ?

    I freely admit that it is now getting to me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Banned User View Post
    Due to difficult personal circumstances, I have not now had an orgasm since, I believe, last Sunday week.

    Everything is in perfect working order and I should be able to resume activities within the next week. It is just at the moment that even a hand shandy is impossible.

    However, it got me thinking as to the longest period of time I have ever gone without experiencing la petite mort outside of making the initial discovery of such as an 11 yr old boy.

    I do believe that I may be presently breaking my own personal record.

    Have any of my fellow readers experienced such either by force of circumstances or ,excuse the pun, by their own hand ?

    I freely admit that it is now getting to me.
    B.U. That is a really touching story or in this case should I say no touching story.
    The Truth is out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    As a very last resort I’ll have a wank so yes I would say I have easily surpassed your abstinence (with great difficulty I might add).

    Now while we are on this subject can I hijack your thread and ask another question (slightly relevant), I was chatting to one of the escorts I recently visited and the subject came up that I had come to see her with a loaded gun as she put it, anyway I never have a wank before I visit an escort but she led me to believe I was silly not to Is it the norm to have a wank beforehand, personally I think the first orgasm in the day is always the best so why waste it in your hand, after all we spend time and consideration choosing the best escort to fulfill our needs, why then settle for your second best orgasm or am I alone on this??
    I am on the fence on this one Anon I can understand why the escort in question mentioned this to you . Alot of men "blow their load" alot sooner during there 1st attempt as there is so much built up preasure tht they need to release it and when a guy comes close to climax it is difficult to stop from sprinting over the finish line to enjoy the sensation without a moments thought for the female in question. Most last a lot longer during rnd 2 as it is more about enjoying mutual pleasure and exploring each other rather than the need to release the built up preasure.

    Just my 2cents.

    Oh and not to forget the original topic....... If its anything over a few days without enjoying the sensation of coming yours truly becomes not a nice person to be around So longest I ever went is like a few days .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banned User View Post
    Due to difficult personal circumstances, I have not now had an orgasm since, I believe, last Sunday week.

    Everything is in perfect working order and I should be able to resume activities within the next week. It is just at the moment that even a hand shandy is impossible.

    However, it got me thinking as to the longest period of time I have ever gone without experiencing la petite mort outside of making the initial discovery of such as an 11 yr old boy.

    I do believe that I may be presently breaking my own personal record.

    Have any of my fellow readers experienced such either by force of circumstances or ,excuse the pun, by their own hand ?

    I freely admit that it is now getting to me.
    It must be two hours since I last had one.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    I'm in the same boat here 2weeks and counting ever since our nipper was born 1 1/2 years ago i'm lucky if I get it once a month, really having trouble walking now with the brakes between my legs.

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