The REAL reason why . . .

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Have you ever wondered the real reason why a punter will visit a particular escort?
Most of you will say the usual things like "I like her legs, face , arse .
AND YOUS ARE ALL WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
And not just the punters, almost all escorts dont know either!
But I am going to tell you now why you visit her, and the simple fact is- most of you DONT KNOW this simple reason.
And the reason you dont know is that its in your sub conscious mind! Its been buried their by nature!

The reason is ------YOU WANT TO IMPREGNATE HER FOR OFFSPRING!!!!

Yes its true, when you are scanning the Escorts in Dublin section, and you spot KINKY MARIA, the 36 year old mature Spanish escort in her prick teasing stockings and suspenders, and you start to get a hard on in your Y fronts, this is actually your sub conscious mind telling you to impregnate her immediately!!!!!
So off you go to the ATM, you get the 250e, you go to KINKY MARIAS apartment off Francis street, she lets you in, and within 15 minutes you are emptying the contents of you testicles all over those silky black stockings while a porn video plays on the tv in the bedroom!

So as you drive off home to your wife, your balls empty and content, and MARIA back in her apartment washing your spunk out of those stockings, remember you that neither you or her did what yous were supposed to be fucking doing-- male impregnating female for offspring!!!!!

The real reason for all this!!!