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    Cool Why is it everytime I listen to DJ Tiesto I want to...

    Why is it everytime I listen to DJ Tiesto I want to...
    Have no food in my body. Not eat ever again. Just fall in love with models. Watch sunsets. Hear a seagull above a wave. Stare at naked bodies on a nude beach in France. Really stare at old people's naked bodies on a nude beach in France. Live on coconut water and Mu Tea. Have an Italian model put different shoes on my feet and kiss my toes. Spray my hair with Avian. Not want for anything but what is in this moment....

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    Last night, I was fantasizing about Captain Jack Sparrow the pirate and his voyeur friend.
    Tonight I'm fantasizing about giving DJ Tiesto a blow job while he mixes at a rave in France
    Jaysus this is a really big photo lol Just the right size for me to press my tits up to his face.



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    Dolly Agenda:

    Capture DJ Tiesto's cock and heart

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    He's gay, Dolly, didn't you know?


    All DJs are. It's like a prerequisite for being one. Observe:

    1. They have no musical talent. If they did, they'd play a musical instrument.

    2. They have no creative talent. If they did, they'd write their own music.

    3. They have no taste. If they did, they wouldn't inflict house, dance, trance, R'n'B,rap, and any of that other shit on the world.

    So there!

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    He is?
    Im going to google it now.... hold on

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    Uh-oh. Heeeeeere comes trouble for Mouse.

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    Right. Found the answer to that. Seems he has a girlfriend. But thats no bother. Im willing to fight for him. I always win cat fights. You know what I mean, Mousey?

    Is Tiesto gay?? - Yahoo! Answers

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    He's actually really ugly in a handsome kinda way

    I love guys like that. Ugly ducklings in a smoking sex pot... mmm... I'm salivating
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    Not that I know what girls think makes a handsome man (I think it has to do with the size of his wallet or something), but you wouldn't be into obvious fruits like Leonardo Di Caprio or Zac Enfron or whoever the fuck Hollowood is pimping out this week, then?

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    No, not those tots.

    Here are the ugly ducklings that I fancy heating up

    Joaquin Phoenix with his scarred lip

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