Situation: am horny

problem 1: am broke, but willing to use overdraft to fund wild sexual experience if I can find a good deal and a girl willing to do depraved things to me

problem 2: sinuses are congested. this happens to me regularly, I have bad sinuses and probably don't have a cold. But if I go in sneezing and sniffling to some hot young lady their going to quite regularly kick me to the curb.

I'm sooo disappointed and need to moan about it, sorry.