Fucking stupid yanks! Gotta lov them tho

[DollyDarling]

So on a discussion board in America, this lad posts:

"Upset and confused after seeing a provider, yet trying to make sense out of all this...

I'm so fukking confused, I don't know what to think!! This is what happened. I set an appointment with two cute providers who seemed pretty hot based on their ad. All communications were done via email until the final moment where one of the providers called my prepaid cellphone. I show up, knocked on the door, the door opens, and I see a hot blond who looks very much like my sister. In fact, she IS my sister!! I did a double take because I couldn't believe what I was looking at!!! What the fuck??? Talk about a very awkward moment!!!

We sat and talked.. and talked. The other provider initially tried to 'make me relax' but I was obviously in no mood for anything like that and yelled at her to leave me the fuck alone.
The more I think about it, the more I felt emotionally disturbed inside. My precious little sister, dressed in skantly clad strings, heavy make up and smelling like stripper perfume!

All this time I thought she was finishing up lawschool and said she found a part time job to support herself, but Jesus Christ!!

I hope I'm not offending any providers here, believe me... my sister is one. but not in a million years would I have thought my sister would even think about getting in to this business. It also makes me wonder, if I hadn't had a prepaid phone, she might have recognized my number and refused the appointment...and I would have never found out!!

Maybe it would have been better if I didn't know about this? Then again, maybe it's good that I know since I'll take her seriously if she ever needs anything.

[DollyDarling]

He really raised up a shitstorm with his post Its been great craic reading all the comments people put. This is what I wrote. I had to have lots of fun with this. Some people are just asking to be made fun of Here's what I wrote:

"lol If my brother walked in on me, we would have a big laugh about it
He'd fake an English accent and say "Hey ho, so you're the ho? Ok Ho, see ya ho, dont wanna do my sista ho, see ya at dinner later, ho, ma's making apple pie, dont be late ho."
lol
These things are funny

[DollyDarling]

Another of his replies:

"To make things worse, I have been having seriously lustful thoughts for the last few days in anticipation of meeting this new doubles and masturbated to those nude photos because i couldn't contain myself... The sick thing is that those photos turned out to be my sister's. Do you realize just how sick this feels? This is another reason why I'm upset. "

My reply:
"I hear you. I really do.. but I still cant stop laughing
It is just so fucking funny! I want to even give you a big hug. You're so adorable. Come on laugh with me. Its really funny! Seriously tho, You were masterbating to a naked body with no face. You didnt see your sister's face so it was just a naked body you were wenking to. So you didnt sin ok? you didnt do an immoral thing. You just had a wenk to a naked lady on the internet.
Come on, its funny. Laugh about it, really!"

[DollyDarling]

Someone asked him:
"So did you fuck the other escort?"

I had to have a laugh and wrote:
Thats one horny "other escort"
Looks like she got really turned on at the thought of doin the sister and brother in the same night
I think the other escort fucked them both with strap-on

[DollyDarling]

My final comment on it was:

This is funny First time I laughed all day lol
Look here now horny guy, its funny. Come on, lets laugh about it together. Two peas in a pod, your sis and you. I think its lovely in fact. You will laugh about this when you are in your 80's and drinking tea and crackers. I wouldnt be laughing tho if she had the candles lit and lights dimmed and then ye ended up.......Yikes
Anyway, you're not worse or better then her. You're just two peas in a pod, thats all. Go on and have a laugh. Its funny