Street prostitution in Dublin - is there much going on?

[blankmannn]

Blankers we need more people like you with ideas like that to get the country off it's knees what doesn't Brian Clown listen to guys like you rather that shower in Dail Eireann that don't have a decent money making idea between them.

Other possible ideas.....

BJ and and oil change.
Get 4 tyres changed and a free HJ.
As your standing by the side of an office building with your rod stuck into a females mouth, Louis Copland can measure you for a bespoke business suit.

Keep them cumming....

I love the business suit idea.

get your haircut while 2 young ladies perform deep, deep throat on your person.

we could create a miniature republic inside Dublin which allowed free passage into and out of the zone for customers. For an escort to get into the zone she had to apply and have certain health checks etc. It is not unimaginable that hash cafes etc could operate inside the zone which could then be monitored by the Republic's coucil (myself, yourself, most of our mates etc lol). Escort's could avail of tax breaks which would allow them to write a percentage of their premises off against tax.


Your country needs you!

[ploy26p]

this all sounds very well and good, but i think you have forgotten one major aspect of all of this.. and that is that rim jobs should be a compulsary (no extra charge) add on to a hand job.. i dont know how many times i have had a lady of the night performing the most basic of hand shandys on me, and i was too shy to ask her to stick her tongue up my ringpiece.. which would have inevitabley bought me to the point of no return..

on a completely different subject, i was shagging one of my regular shags on saturday night, and she caught me laughing whilst i was emptying my berrys..
what happened was that i blew my lot 3 times.. twice in her mouth and once upon her face.. but on each occasion i deliberately pulled a different "war face" and the last time, i made such a wonderfully contorted face that i burst out laughing.. funny the things that make you laugh eh ? lol

[blankmannn]

this all sounds very well and good, but i think you have forgotten one major aspect of all of this.. and that is that rim jobs should be a compulsary (no extra charge) add on to a hand job.. i dont know how many times i have had a lady of the night performing the most basic of hand shandys on me, and i was too shy to ask her to stick her tongue up my ringpiece.. which would have inevitabley bought me to the point of no return..

on a completely different subject, i was shagging one of my regular shags on saturday night, and she caught me laughing whilst i was emptying my berrys..
what happened was that i blew my lot 3 times.. twice in her mouth and once upon her face.. but on each occasion i deliberately pulled a different "war face" and the last time, i made such a wonderfully contorted face that i burst out laughing.. funny the things that make you laugh eh ? lol

these are the facts:

(1) The country is bust.
(2) Creating safe zones for street walkers would lessen the opportunity for crazed attacks.
(3) Opening our eyes to this market will help regulate it, therefore reducing the risk of street walkers of catching STI's.
(4) Outreach charities could work in these areas also to allow streetwalkers who are addicted to hardcore drugs access to clean needles and help to get off the drugs.
(5) The tax that could be made off introducing a brand new industry (legally speaking) would be a massive shot in the arm to our failing economy.


We could even have a National Ride An Escort Day.

Oh the humanity!

[ploy26p]

thats all very well and good, but it doesnt explain why i put on 3 different war faces whilst "making the sweestest of love" to my ladies face.

[blankmannn]

thats all very well and good, but it doesnt explain why i put on 3 different war faces whilst "making the sweestest of love" to my ladies face.

that's just some deepseeded shit I can't even imagine to understand.

If'n you ask me, which'n you are, the I would suggest going to see a doctor as facepulling can be a sign of an imminent stroke, and I don't mean of the trouser variety.

[ploy26p]

Wise words indeed from the blankety blank man. none the less, i shall continue with my face pulling japery, as i find it ammusing, and love to see the look on the womans face when she sees me pulling a funny face, and have the veins popping on my neck and shoulders.. its quite a sight to behold..
please excuse me while i run upstairs and put on the kettle, then masterbate over one of the female employees coats when no one is around

[blankmannn]

Wise words indeed from the blankety blank man. none the less, i shall continue with my face pulling japery, as i find it ammusing, and love to see the look on the womans face when she sees me pulling a funny face, and have the veins popping on my neck and shoulders.. its quite a sight to behold..
please excuse me while i run upstairs and put on the kettle, then masterbate over one of the female employees coats when no one is around

it's worse you're getting

[ploy26p]

i didnt go training this morning, so i have far too much energy... lol

[blankmannn]

i didnt go training this morning, so i have far too much energy... lol

Monday morning's is my dodgey day, I rarely make it to the gym on Monday mornings.

I will get there tonight though, if not I'll go road running, that's bacon and eggs to me, bacon and fucking eggs

[ploy26p]

i happen to have a hatred for eggs, as watching someone eat a guggy egg infront of me, makes me want to projectile vomit into the persons face..

road running is great.. though as its high impact. i prefer to do my running on a treadmill, ill be doing 10k every night this week, to build up my sexual stamina and endurance.. thats how i roll and so forth.