surely you mean "escorts" lol..
correct, there arent too many ladies willing to offer their jelly bits for hard currency here in the idylic surroundings of kinsale harbour.. but i have a full drivers licence, so am willing and able to clamber into my top of the range german marque and convey myself to a knocking shop in Cork city (or surrounding areas), so as to unload my patented "double barrelled cock porridge gun" into said "escorts" face..
brassers indeed.... tut tut
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Haha, as Smarty said, I think you've got a chip on your shoulder, maybe on both!Originally Posted by Cloud
In what way are slim women not "real"? I've met some absolutely stunning, slim, beautiful, young, model-like escorts on this site, I can absolutely guarantee you they are real!
Just because you have problems with your own image doesn't mean I can't enjoy MY preference in women.Get a life.
that's an owningHaha, as Smarty said, I think you've got a chip on your shoulder, maybe on both!
In what way are slim women not "real"? I've met some absolutely stunning, slim, beautiful, young, model-like escorts on this site, I can absolutely guarantee you they are real!
Just because you have problems with your own image doesn't mean I can't enjoy MY preference in women.
i do prefer slim women, but i love large tits too.. and some women that have large breasticals happen to be porkers, but id do them all the same
I do prefer the more petite lady myself.
But I have been known to shag a chunker with bit titties, great !!
sometimes large breasticals make all the difference, you can look past the saddle bags and get your mits upon those tits BOOYAH!!!
what have a really fat bird and a moped got in common?
they're both get rides but you don't want your mates to see you on one!
lasst time i head that i fell off the back of a dinosaur..
oh yeah, tell me the next time you are going for a punt will ya? ill go with you
no worries,lasst time i head that i fell off the back of a dinosaur..
oh yeah, tell me the next time you are going for a punt will ya? ill go with you
I have to admit, I like this thread a lot. Smarty's a good poster and it seems to be off the beaten track, meaning we can get down to some real humour without being slated for it.
Back to the topic though, as it's thursday I'll be drinking on Baggot street tonight then I'm planning to make my way down the canal and get my dog throated by a streetwalker....
blowjob outside in the cold, nothing like it.
she's gobbling my rod, I'm smoking a cigarette, keeping an eye out for the police.....
I'm sorry garda!!! She tripped!
yes indeed.. its nice to be able to let loose on here without being slated or dictated to, or personally attacked.. but back to the topic in hand..
i envy you immensely, being able to go for a few scoops in the Baggot Street area, and then getting a street walking lady to get down on her honkers, and perform the sweetest of sweet deepthroat on your erect penis.. i can see the scene now, you leaning against the wall of some persons house or garden, your legs tensed a little as the pleasure sluices through your body, and all whilst drawing on a woodbine... it doesnt get much better than that.. especially if said blowjob was uncovered and you were able to ejaculate deep inside in her throat.. now thats a result!!!
have to agree with you, Smartys posts are good stuff, he is obviously an intelligent chap.. as the fella says " only smarties have the answer" lol..
anyway, i must run to the toilet as my bowels are moving..i do bidding you the goodest of days good sir..
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