Did ye hear asbout Ulster banks stundent banking promotion.

Open an account with them and you will get trated with some exotic dancers as well as 100 qiud in your account.

What next. Bank of Ireland pay for an escort for you for an hour in exchange for a mortgage switch?

AIB willing to supply a few lines to be snorted off one of their tellers bodies if you pay all your outstanding loans

Well thats onse way of trying to beat the recession