Arrrr me mateys september 19th is talk like a pirate day ...savvy ya scurvy dogs....
Here are some words to help you along...R!...YAR..BILGE RAT...GROG....BOOTY...YO HO HO...AYE AYE...AVAST..SCURVY...SAVVY.... Here is an example of how it could work...you call a escort ..she answears the phone...

escort...R!

you reply ...YAR

escort..WHAT DO YA WANT YA SCURVY DOG?

you.. ME WEATHERED EYE IS LOOKING FOR SOME BOOTY

escort... AYE AYE YA BILGE RAT

you...YO HO HO WILL YA WALK ME PLANK FO 30 MINS

escort..AVAST TILL COST YA SOME TREASURE

you..AYE AYE ILL GO AS THE CROW FLYS TO THE ATM

YouTube - The Jack Sparrow Song (He's a Pirat)

YouTube - Pirates of the Carribbean (Sailor Song)