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  1. 21-07-22, 20:04 #1
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    Exclamation Escort regrets!

    Just had the weirdest experience, I have a bad back so thought I'd get a massage and a bit extra to make it worthwhile, checked the girls in cork and decided I'd go for a nuru. I've always wanted one ,one girl caught my eye, an Asian girl, no reviews! I broke my golden rule and went for it, we agreed on a nuru and owo, lovely looking girl in the pictures. I arrived and she was at least 20 years older , the apartment was shocking, stunk of fish .I should have just left but I felt bad and said Id just do it! She stripped off ! Then the massage started ,fuck she nearly killed me! I tink she nodded off once or twice coz she just stopped and nothing for a min or 2. Then to my horror she left 3 rippers while sitting on my back!!! Holy fuck I just wanted out! Then she got off my back and said done, but I said wat about my bj, she laughed and obliged for about a min before jumping on her back and ordering me to fuck her!! No condom!! No way would I do bareback so I asked for a condom. She opened a tin full of condoms...... all already out of the foil! Holy fuck I cudnt get out of there fast enough! Stay clare guys!!!
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  3. 21-07-22, 20:09 #2
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    Is the name Jokk or Joke ?

    That tale is pitiful...there is a lot wrong with that story! If you are visiting an "opt out" then you are a silly boy.

    Thanks for the heads up, but I'm not planning on visiting an Asian grandmother with no reviews ...
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  5. 21-07-22, 20:11 #3
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    The 3 farts on the back part just sent me
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  7. 21-07-22, 20:16 #4
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    PM me her details, so I can avoid her….cough
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    The 3 rippers, were they from the front door or back door?
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  10. 21-07-22, 20:22 #6
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    Sounds like a massage off Jack the ripper would have been preferable...more merciful anyway.
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  12. 21-07-22, 20:29 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockerman View Post
    Sounds like a massage off Jack the ripper would have been preferable...more merciful anyway.
    More like 'Jokk got ripped on'







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    Horrible stuff man!

    Enjoy your weekend.
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  16. 21-07-22, 21:04 #9
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    Robbie is correct, that's horrible stuff OP and I'm sorry it happened to you.

    But your '3 rippers while sitting on my back' remark sent me into a jaw-aching fit of laughter
    Yes, I know it's juvenile.


    No offense meant and I hope your next punt makes up for this shitty experience.
    Last edited by UnFulfilledScott; 21-07-22 at 21:07. Reason: Shitty ... lol
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  18. 21-07-22, 21:06 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jokk View Post
    Then to my horror she left 3 rippers while sitting on my back!!!
    There are lads who would pay good money for that. Perhaps you're not her target audience.
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