Worrying.

[WhenLoveComesToTown]

When I asked my mother what she wanted for Christmas she said a FACIAL.
I still don't understand why she looked so surprised Christmas morning when I gave her her present!!??

[carlos marvado]

Was in a petrol station recently buying a packet of ciggies.........I know, terrible habit. The assistant (blonde Polish looking and with E. European accent) asked me if I would like anything else.......I smiled and thought to myself about asking her whether she did any extras.

That reminds me, I need some smokes again.............makes me smile every time I light up.

[sexyfukka]

When I asked my mother what she wanted for Christmas she said a FACIAL.
I still don't understand why she looked so surprised Christmas morning when I gave her her present!!??

yeah bud ,but you should have at least waited till she woke up and got up outta bed on christmas morning

[sexyfukka]

Isn't it worrying when you go off on your holidays to the continent and you're on the beach and somebody asks you if you're into watersports and after being on E-I for so long, you immediately think of the Golden Shower type of watersports and you say definately, then when he tries to take you jet skeeing (spell?) or something similar, you tell him to fuck off.
Or somebody asks you what your favourites are on a certain subject and you immediately think of OWO or CIM.
There are lots of instances where this sort of thing happens, can't recall them now, can anybody else come up with an example. (Even start spelling come 'cum').

tell me about it pal,there`s two ROVER cars parked near me and guess who i think of.as for BER posts erected near houses on a busy motorway.and TEABAGS.heck i even went into a hardware store for something for a squeeky hinge---what did i see but cans of WD-40 aaarrrggghhh

[WD-40]

tell me about it pal,there`s two rover cars parked near me and guess who i think of:d.as for ber posts erected near houses on a busy motorway.and teabags.heck i even went into a hardware store for something for a squeeky hinge---what did i see but cans of wd-40 aaarrrggghhh

ah thats priceless,your loseing your mind

[rover]

tell me about it pal,there`s two ROVER cars parked near me and guess who i think of.as for BER posts erected near houses on a busy motorway.and TEABAGS.heck i even went into a hardware store for something for a squeeky hinge---what did i see but cans of WD-40 aaarrrggghhh

I keep WD-40 in the garage, I let him out every now and again.

[sexyfukka]

i saw a sign outside a salon--FACIALS-six or seven gorgeous girls working inside,fuck me i`ll have myself some of that i thought.i was ran out of the joint,turns out that you cant shoot a sticky load over their faces after all,it was something else some sort of beauty treatment .them and their bleedin misleading signs ,they should cross out the word if they`re not providing the service,and i was willing to pay good money and all and all the girls were nicelooking.

[Quarterpoundher]

Must be why I got the job as an oral technician when my female dentist was hiring.

[rover]

i saw a sign outside a salon--FACIALS-six or seven gorgeous girls working inside,fuck me i`ll have myself some of that i thought.i was ran out of the joint,turns out that you cant shoot a sticky load over their faces after all,it was something else.them and their bleedin misleading signs ,they should cross out the word if they`re not providing the service,and i was willing to pay good money and all and all the girls were nicelooking.

I know what you mean.

[miss.D]

Heres a good few that pass my every day life..... haha...

well this time of year "snowballing" has become popular...in the xmas context haha...

..often say to people that im doing an "escort service " tomorrow in another job of transferring... (get some funny looks) but i laugh to myself coz it could be in this context too...

A-levels....yep got a few of them from college...expertise!! not in the EI context..

..use the backdoor..always needs a double glance!

...secure a deal with the "clients" in the 9-5 world gives me a sly smile when i think of other "clients" ill be seeing later....

...the classic ill have a facial at the salon one has already been told..

...when someone asks for the FULL SERVICE at the car garage...hehe

...o-levels.....came before the A-levels.....many people born before the 80's would be experienced in these...

...need to iron the "uniform" for work in the morning...hehe

..and the classic... "im in the real world now....im a working girl"....REALLY??

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