A solution to our woes

[he who dares wins]

the ladys on this site will vote for us.

us we have looked after them for so long,
they can return the favor and vote for us punters!!!

[kerry lad in town]

(Written in a Dick Spunk Style- he's a legand)

Sick of our counteries woes ?

Brian Clown can't think of how to get us out of this mess.
It's time Smarty steps up to the mark.

N.E.M.A
National Escort Management Agency

How much do we need 90 Billion ?
We can make this in 2 years

Ok an escort charging €250 an hour would make a million in 4000 hours .
Giving she does 8 hours a day thats 500 days of work to make a million.
Giving some weekens off that would be a neat 2 years.

Based on the above maths and changing our laws to leagilise prostitiution we can turn this failing country into the BANGCOCK of the west, where punters, sexual devients, pervs and priests are all welcome.

We would need an army of 90,000 escorts working flat out for 2 years, who can be housed in the blocks of unsold apartments and houses throughout the land.

The Govt can take 50% like any decent pimp and give the girls 50% back furthermore that can be taxed at 42% income, more money back.

Yes we can save Ireland within 2 - 4 years based on my calculations.
Its a win win for the Irish economy

see smarty how is all this going to work without a Minister of escorts so lets see who would be the best Minister of escorts for the job apply smarty outlineing there Manifesto

[carlos marvado]

Thanks Carlos,

I would take Taoiseach gladly (Plus all the perks)

The rest of the cabinet from the motley crew I would appoint as follows

Carlos Tánaiste
Westie Minister for Labour and immigration
NiceGirls Minister for Agriculture (Plenty of animals in that dept)
Dick Spunk Minister for Women’s Affairs
Luther Foreign Affairs
Banned User Science
Alec Education
Highwayman Finance
Rover Food and Fisheries (can be changed to dog food after that)
Cabel87 Minister of junkets


Other appointments

Ber Attorney General
Jessie Director of public prostitutions
Dolly American Ambassador
Brenda beauty Russian Ambassador no Hungarian amb... no French Ambassador
NBT Regulator of Escorts

Feel free to suggest other appointments

Ummm, Nicegirls in Agriculture......I had kinda pencilled in Qph there, but I can see the logic of your thinking regarding Nicegirls. So how about Qph for Ceann Comhairle ( that's the Speaker of the House for our British and American cousins) and Patricia as Government Chief Whip.

There's also an opening in Industry and Commerce, and seeing as something needs to be done to rejuvenate the manufacturing sector and in particular Footware, I would suggest RicFlair. There is an opening in Gaeltacht, Culture, Islands and Rural Activities. Other than Highwayman, I dont know who else speaks Irish......so could interested parties please submit their applications as gaeilge.

Department of Technology and R&D......has to be Anon......he's sorted out the I.T. problems of half the members here. Senior Citizens and Life Long Learning....Experienced Punter. The Environment and Waste Disposal......Elizabeth Hilton.

Minister for Law and Order.....any one of the ladies providing domination services would be suitably qualified. Defence......I dont thrust anybody sufficiently to put control of a gun or 1940s vintage 40 pounder at their disposal.....so why not call it the Coast Guard and Drug Control Agency and give it to Mari.

I'd like to have Sarah and the ladies of Ad Staff as my Ministers of State.......just to help get a handle on my brief and keep me abreast of things.

[Doozer]

Jeez Ive been gone forma few days and ye are already tring to topple the country.

Cant take my eyes off ye for sa second

[Brunette Tess]

Oh my goodness, 8 hours a day? Damn, why didn't I save my money all those years ago! Problem is, if I allowed myself to see 8 in a day, I'd probably want to punch the last one in the face....

[westcorklad]

see smarty how is all this going to work without a Minister of escorts so lets see who would be the best Minister of escorts for the job apply smarty outlineing there Manifesto

There is one outstanding candidate for that position:

Scankman

[WD-40]

there is one outstanding candidate for that position:

Scankman

i want a job,how about minister for defence,il tell all know terrorists that cork is the real capital of ireland

[Smarty]

can i be the english ambasodorr please,

at least i get to lick dollys arse!!!

No Problem, climb abord

[Smarty]

There is one outstanding candidate for that position:

Scankman

New appointments,

Scankman Minister for Escorts
WD 40 Defense just keep those terrorists outa Dublin

WestCork Lad Mayor of Cork
KerryLadinTown Mayor of Tralee (You can hang that gold chain on your big langer)

All other appointmens as Per Carlos's suggestions.

Right lads warm up the Government Jet I feel like a foreign Junket !!!

[WD-40]

new appointments,

scankman minister for escorts
wd 40 defense just keep those terrorists outa dublin

westcork lad mayor of cork
kerryladintown mayor of tralee (you can hang that gold chain on your big langer)

all other appointmens as per carlos's suggestions.

right lads warm up the government jet i feel like a foreign junket !!!

wwwoooohooo im in,i put it to the cabinet that we need longer holidays,how about when we come back from our summer hols(summer holidays,fucking school kids GET SUMMER HOLS)the day before our xmas break,just to check on the place you know make sure there has been no break ins,stop the post piling up