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    Default A solution to our woes

    (Written in a Dick Spunk Style- he's a legand)

    Sick of our counteries woes ?

    Brian Clown can't think of how to get us out of this mess.
    It's time Smarty steps up to the mark.

    N.E.M.A
    National Escort Management Agency


    How much do we need 90 Billion ?
    We can make this in 2 years

    Ok an escort charging €250 an hour would make a million in 4000 hours .
    Giving she does 8 hours a day thats 500 days of work to make a million.
    Giving some weekens off that would be a neat 2 years.

    Based on the above maths and changing our laws to leagilise prostitiution we can turn this failing country into the BANGCOCK of the west, where punters, sexual devients, pervs and priests are all welcome.

    We would need an army of 90,000 escorts working flat out for 2 years, who can be housed in the blocks of unsold apartments and houses throughout the land.

    The Govt can take 50% like any decent pimp and give the girls 50% back furthermore that can be taxed at 42% income, more money back.

    Yes we can save Ireland within 2 - 4 years based on my calculations.
    Its a win win for the Irish economy

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    You're wasted on this site Smarty.............make your way to government buildings straight away...........and bring Mr. Spunk with you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    You're wasted on this site Smarty.............make your way to government buildings straight away...........and bring Mr. Spunk with you!
    Thanks Carlos,

    I would take Taoiseach gladly (Plus all the perks)

    The rest of the cabinet from the motley crew I would appoint as follows

    Carlos Tánaiste
    Westie Minister for Labour and immigration
    NiceGirls Minister for Agriculture (Plenty of animals in that dept)
    Dick Spunk Minister for Women’s Affairs
    Luther Foreign Affairs
    Banned User Science
    Alec Education
    Highwayman Finance
    Rover Food and Fisheries (can be changed to dog food after that)
    Cabel87 Minister of junkets


    Other appointments

    Ber Attorney General
    Jessie Director of public prostitutions
    Dolly American Ambassador
    Brenda beauty Russian Ambassador no Hungarian amb... no French Ambassador
    NBT Regulator of Escorts

    Feel free to suggest other appointments

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    Default LOL............ nice one Smarty.............

    Quote Originally Posted by Smarty View Post
    Thanks Carlos,

    I would take Taoiseach gladly (Plus all the perks)

    The rest of the cabinet from the motley crew I would appoint as follows

    Carlos Tánaiste
    Westie Minister for Labour and immigration
    NiceGirls Minister for Agriculture (Plenty of animals in that dept)
    Dick Spunk Minister for Women’s Affairs
    Luther Foreign Affairs
    Banned User Science
    Alec Education
    Highwayman Finance
    Rover Food and Fisheries (can be changed to dog food after that)
    Cabel87 Minister of junkets


    Other appointments

    Ber Attorney General
    Jessie Director of public prostitutions
    Dolly American Ambassador
    Brenda beauty Russian Ambassador no Hungarian amb... no French Ambassador
    NBT Regulator of Escorts

    Feel free to suggest other appointments
    I'm all on for a foreign affair................
    Advertising space available for hire, and reviews for sale, just call me....xxx

    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
    L

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    Damn, u beat me to it. I'm stuck with home affairs so.

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    Default I'm happy to share............

    Quote Originally Posted by espensen View Post
    Damn, u beat me to it. I'm stuck with home affairs so.
    Lots of "work" to go around.............
    Advertising space available for hire, and reviews for sale, just call me....xxx

    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarty View Post
    Thanks Carlos,

    I would take Taoiseach gladly (Plus all the perks)

    The rest of the cabinet from the motley crew I would appoint as follows

    Carlos Tánaiste
    Westie Minister for Labour and immigration
    NiceGirls Minister for Agriculture (Plenty of animals in that dept)
    Dick Spunk Minister for Women’s Affairs
    Luther Foreign Affairs
    Banned User Science
    Alec Education
    Highwayman Finance
    Rover Food and Fisheries (can be changed to dog food after that)
    Cabel87 Minister of junkets


    Other appointments

    Ber Attorney General
    Jessie Director of public prostitutions
    Dolly American Ambassador
    Brenda beauty Russian Ambassador no Hungarian amb... no French Ambassador
    NBT Regulator of Escorts

    Feel free to suggest other appointments
    you sud run in the next election smarty,u cud put smarty pictures on lamp posts throughout the country,il vote for you anyway
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    I like the sound of that Minister of Finance. With all that extra money I can see alot more escorts

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    Thumbs up

    can i be the english ambasodorr please,

    at least i get to lick dollys arse!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by he who dares wins View Post
    can i be the english ambasodorr please,

    at least i get to lick dollys arse!!!
    now calm down,if we all get a position in this break away party then who will vote for us.
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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