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I was hoping to visit Michelle Mature sometime over the weekend, I just felt in the mood for a little mature kinky fun, I hoped to have her wear stockings and suspenders while she gave me a long slow handjob, and I wanted to cum over them, alas the economic downturn effected my finances this week, and amid the belt tightening I had to do, it became clear that my visit to Michelle would have to wait until my finances improved.
As with most males in this situation I had to revert to Masturbation, which is, not a bad alternative at times, with this in mind I want to pass on to you, my fellow punters, the benefits of wanking- all researched and backed up with science . . . . so read on.
10 Benefits of Male Masturbation
1 Cure Insomnia - Throw away those sleeping pills! The benefit of masturbation with insomnia has been proven since 1979.
2 Masturbation stimulates the immune system.
3 Keeps you in good health Recent research suggests masturbation may decrease incidence of prostate cancer
4 Release tension and stress, masturbation can lower blood pressure in stressful situations, nobody disputes the relaxing affect of masturbation.
5. Masturbation releases sexual tension without any performance anxiety.
6. It fights depression. Masturbation releases the feel good mood enhancing substances from the brain.
7. Earn some extra income ! Make money as a sperm donar.
8. No fee required! No need to be paying 250 euro for your fun.
9. The ultimate safe sex! Dont worry about STDs!
10. Anytime, anywhere, when you feel like it!
So there you go- 10 benefits of having a wank! Go and try it!
3 pictures below from my personal collection to get you started!
(PS - Michelle Mature, if you are reading this any chance of a discount for your admirer Dick?
Think about it- Dick Spunk and Michelle Mature get together for carnal fun!!!
and I will give you a good review!!!!)
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