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    Default Hello to all of you.

    Hello to all of you, my first post here, My name is Timmy Tosser. I am new to this kind of thing, talking about prostitutes and sex, so don't be hard on me.
    Women tend find me a little boring, and they say I am backward.
    I am interested in making new friends, and studying human behaviour.
    All the posters here seem to be filthy minded perverts, which I find very interesting.
    I am an expert in space Astronomy and Physics.
    And by the way if any prostitutes on the forum would like to meet me for a date or a drink then dont hesitate to ask, I am free any evening of the week between 7 and 10, and if you are interested in Astronomy too then that would be great,
    Cheers for now, Timmy.
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    Default Your first post here as a Tosser???

    I don't believe you................
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    Default Hi

    Hi Luther, how are you?

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    Default I'm not sure.........

    Time will tell............

    And how are you???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy Tosser View Post
    Hello to all of you, my first post here, My name is Timmy Tosser. I am new to this kind of thing, talking about prostitutes and sex, so don't be hard on me.
    Women tend find me a little boring, and they say I am backward.
    I am interested in making new friends, and studying human behaviour.
    All the posters here seem to be filthy minded perverts, which I find very interesting.
    I am an expert in space Astronomy and Physics.
    And by the way if any prostitutes on the forum would like to meet me for a date or a drink then dont hesitate to ask, I am free any evening of the week between 7 and 10, and if you are interested in Astronomy too then that would be great,
    Cheers for now, Timmy.
    Pleased to make your acquaintance I'm Sure Mr Tosser. Delighted to get some new ideas and chat from a newbie on this wonderful site of ours.

    I too am fascinated by the worlds of physics and astronomy, I'm sure we shall exchange many pm's discussing such.

    In the meantime, some humour you may appreciate;
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.


    A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'

    Where does bad light end up? Answer: In a prism!

    W hy did the chicken cross the road? Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

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    Hi Tommy welcome aboard

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    Default Hi!

    Hi Mister User and Mister Fergal, its great to make new friends.
    Do you both use prostitutes too?
    Thats what I want to do.

    Joke - where do MARTIANS go for a drink?
    To a MARS BAR!!!!!

    Timmy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy Tosser View Post
    Hi Mister User and Mister Fergal, its great to make new friends.
    Do you both use prostitutes too?
    Thats what I want to do.

    Joke - where do MARTIANS go for a drink?
    To a MARS BAR!!!!!

    Timmy.
    ur so cute..but if there is any chance please use girls escorts whatever instead of prostitutes....

    thnx in advance LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy Tosser View Post
    Hello to all of you, my first post here, My name is Timmy Tosser. I am new to this kind of thing, talking about prostitutes and sex, so don't be hard on me.
    Women tend find me a little boring, and they say I am backward.
    I am interested in making new friends, and studying human behaviour.
    All the posters here seem to be filthy minded perverts, which I find very interesting.
    I am an expert in space Astronomy and Physics.
    And by the way if any prostitutes on the forum would like to meet me for a date or a drink then dont hesitate to ask, I am free any evening of the week between 7 and 10, and if you are interested in Astronomy too then that would be great,
    Cheers for now, Timmy.
    ... what do you do after 10?
    The Prince of Perversion.

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    Default Hi horynaomi

    Quote Originally Posted by horynaomi View Post
    ur so cute..but if there is any chance please use girls escorts whatever instead of prostitutes....

    thnx in advance LOL
    Hi horinaomi, I would prefer prostitutes, but would settle for escorts.
    I dont have much experience with women, and am looking for a girlfriend for sex.
    Do you have a husband? Would you like to go out with me?
    Are you free tonight? We could go for a McDonalds and coke.

    Timmy.

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