First off, I need to point out that I don't actually use escorts, and if I ever did they enjoyed it and would have done it for free, which gives me the higher moral ground over 99% of you. I know you will all miss the endless self-indulgent guff I've spouted over the years under various guises, but ultimately my desperate craving for attention, despite all your fawning, has gone unfulfilled. Look to new heroes, look to yourselves, but I'm done. Goodbye, it's been real.