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    Default Escorts cat fight . .

    Would a escort fight for your custom?
    Would a escort fight another escort for your 250 euro?
    Imagine if some cash strapped escort, who needed your money to pay her rent/buy her groceries etc actually fought with another escort, also in the same financially strapped situation.

    Lets examine this scenario -
    You decide to visit a escort, you chose "Carla", a Italian of dark hair and slim build, off you go to her apartment, freshly showered and anticipating some penis fun . . . .
    You knock on her door, and its answered by a Blonde sex siren, dressed in white bikini and thigh high white boots, she ushers you in and closes the door, "Maxi" is her name she tells you, and she also says that "Carla" is not available, but she- "Maxi" will give you a good time - "Your cock will be sore when you finish with me!" she tells you as you lick your lips in horny reply.
    You are a little disappointed, but the sight of "Maxi" in tiny white knickers and bra soon dispells your disappointment.
    Out comes your 250 euro, off comes your clothes, and there you stand in the bedroom- awaiting "Maxi", who enters looking erection inducing, then suddenly the door crashes open and there, dressed in a bikini is a dark haired girl in black underwear-
    "Fuck" you say to yourself- is this "Carla"?

    "YOU BITCH! she screams He is Mine!
    "YOU FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE BITCH- HE IS MINE!!!" Replies "Maxi".
    Then they lay into each other- "Carla" tears "Maxis" bra off. Maxi tears "Carlas" bra off.
    "BITCH WHORE BITCH!!! They should at each other, tits wobbling in the fury of the fight, as you stand there naked, with your semi erect cock dangling in front of you . . . . .

    Would escorts fight for you- (well to be more precise, your 250 euro), well all I can say is that in a recession strange things will happen . . . . . . .
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    Default And then................................................

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    Default Nice one Dick..........

    If only it could have all happened before the money was handed over.........

    Might have done as EP on it and had the mickey in hand.............
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    Thumbs up cat fight

    if only carlsberg made escorts!!!! it would be the greatest cat fight ever!!!!!

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    Default happens to me all the time


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