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    my farts smell like rotten eggs sometimes even though I never eat eggs Why is this do u think?
    I wash my arse well....

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    Do you stick them up your hole ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    my farts smell like rotten eggs sometimes even though I never eat eggs Why is this do u think?
    I wash my arse well....
    I dont remember much from college but the fart is made of about 5 different gasses the only one i remember is methan. The smell depends which gas is in majority, so if the fart smells of eggs, then it has something to do with sulphur.
    Hope this helps.

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    Worst Thread Ever
    The Truth is out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westcorklad View Post
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    Hey westcork if I got hold of u I'd fart into your mouth...

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    Quote Originally Posted by alechoran View Post
    Do you stick them up your hole ?
    I think we have found the problem
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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    Hey westcork if I got hold of u I'd fart into your mouth...
    I could move this to the fetish section..................

    EP, you could be onto something here.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    Hey westcork if I got hold of u I'd fart into your mouth...
    And pull your mickey at the same time
    The Truth is out there.

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    no exaggeration I let rip in the pub last week twas like I laid a rotten egg everyone looking at each other how could they blame me?.......

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    If you eat a lot of meat , eggs or cauliflower , then you will have very smelly farts . These foods are rich in sulphur which is notorious for producing smelly farts . Sulphides and mercaptins are produced in your gut in large amounts when these foods are consumed . Also smokers and people who chew their food with open mouths are prone to smelly farts , mainly due to swallowing more oxygen . And when you fly , the low pressure of the airplane cabin can make the gas inside you expand and cause terrible flatulance , or in my case trapped wind , which is seriously uncomfortable . On a recent trip back from the states , i suffered terrible from trapped wind , but once i got into my car the pressure was finally released , i sat there and farted for longer than i ever farted in my life !
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