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Wife gives uncovered intercourse but no other services. Still, Cant beat staying at home and getting from wife the one thing escorts dont give.
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Wife wont give blow job. She's phobic about my cock. So I want an escort to blow me uncovered at least!
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Wife wont let me go down on her. An escort should be sexually confident enough to let me go down on her.
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Wife is an ugly hag. I dont care what services the escort offers as long as she is hot to look at!
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Wife wont kiss me. Says my breath smells of Guiness and Pork. An escort should have mouthwash for me and kiss me
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Wife wont let me finger her pussy. Ill go get a manicure if I need to, but I want an escort who likes fingered.
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Wife does it all but wont take it up the arse. I dont care about any other services from an escort except anal.
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Wife is mean to me. Says Im a wenker. I dont care what an escort offers or looks like, just as long as she is a nice person and reminds me that Im a good guy.
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I dont have a wife, but Im going to post my thoughts on the matter anyway....
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Escorts are the Devil. I prefer my hand :-)