EP got me thinking, taking a dump

[experienced punter]

My greatest ever pleasure was once upon a time when I was very badly constipated for a considerable length of time.

On eventual evacuation of said stool (quite enormous, like a baseball bat) I was the happiest man in the world (once the bleeding stopped of course)

thanks for sharing that BU I feel all the better for hearing that

[Hardsports]

As aforementioned, crapping is not only refreshing and mentally stimulating but also a social activity apt for all ages. It is recommended to practice it on a daily basis, and better even if you share the moment with friends, or better still, taking it on a competitive level. The beneficial effects of shitting has been described many times, as it involves most of our organism and constitutes excellent physical exercise for legs, buttcheecks and several inner muscles surrouning the rectum. Frequent shitting is important for keeping a healthy digestive system. Also, shitting has been reported to act as an anti-stressive, anti-depressive and releases endorphins, which make you feel good, and adrenaline. Anyhow, it is essential to become skilled with the technique of proper shitting, as simply throwing your waste is hardly elegant and for some, unethical.

Is there a wide and varied protocol for taking a dump ?
Same time every day?
Take a newspaper to browse?
Always sit for a certain lenth of time?
Admire the texture and quality afterwards?
If your well proud of the results do you share these with your mates,? hey jimmy come and see the size of this fooker
And yes i am talking shxtx again before anyone says

Elle x

I'd love to see you taking a dump Elle, from very close proximity, about 10 cm., a big long one with no nuts in it.

[Alana]

I'd love to see you taking a dump Elle, from very close proximity

unfortunatly there's a 20 metre exclusion zone in place when i visit the little girls room.

Elle_phant x

[Hardsports]

unfortunatly there's a 20 metre exclusion zone in place when i visit the little girls room.

Elle_phant x

I was thinking something more like this.

[WD-40]

I shit at nearly the same time monday to friday,somewere between half 7 and eight in the morning.at the weekends i goes a bit pear shaped

[labratd22]

.at the weekends i goes a bit pear shaped

Does that not hurt?