( Not in or near Dublin ) Went for a legit massage today. Probably a couple of years since I was there. My previous experiences were good ( therapeutically ). A few minutes into the massage , the masseuse ( The Boss ) started chatting to her assistant on the other side of the curtain. This went on for quite some time and during the massage the assistant came into the massage cubicle. Very unprofessional and spoiled the mood . I was naked for the massage prior to the assistant coming into the room, but the boss was very quick to cover me completely at this stage and continued to massage through the towel. When I was asked to turn over and the two of them were standing there looking at me , I said , " I am very lucky to have 2 nice women looking after me . Immediately the 2 laughed and both started massaging me.. The assistant was a little freer with her hands so i was beginning to " enjoy " the experience . The boss said we give you 4 hand massage for €50 extra... I replied with a hand signal for a HJ... she laughed and copied me and they joked together. When I did not take up the offer and she did not take hold of what i had on offer she left and the assistant continued, but was massaging very close to my vital organ.... I begged her to take me out of my misery. She refused but was still causing the little man to jump... Next thing she said €100... I replied NOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAY.... Then she said €50 but DIY.... I said no. She replied that the boss would not allow her touch a pee nis.... but if i did it she would help me cross the line.............a very expensive wank , but my only other option was to leave and look around the town for a more obliging lady