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Thread: Any advice on me finding meself a hubby on my Irish tour?

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    Default Any advice on me finding meself a hubby on my Irish tour?

    I want to get married!
    How can I go about catching meself an Irish husband?
    Any tips?
    As I tour Ireland in the near future, Im going to be trying to grab meself a nice Irish man to take back to America with me.

    If he is small enough I could even put him in my suitcase

    Or Ill just remain in Ireland and be his little wifey who takes it up the arse

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    Im going to be trying to grab meself a nice Irish man to take back to America with me.
    no need to try , they would probably be lining up to take you down the aisle

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    Or Ill just remain in Ireland and be his little wifey who takes it up the arse

    Since you were here last Dolly, we're all having to take it up the arse...........from the Government!

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    Jeez. That's a very fat cock up the arse. Sorry to hear that lads I know what a bother a big fat rude cock up the arse can be

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    I want to get married!
    How can I go about catching meself an Irish husband?
    Any tips?
    As I tour Ireland in the near future, Im going to be trying to grab meself a nice Irish man to take back to America with me.

    If he is small enough I could even put him in my suitcase

    Or Ill just remain in Ireland and be his little wifey who takes it up the arse
    I am almost 6 foot tall probably too big to fit in your suitcase.
    I suppose you will just have to stay here and take up the arse from me .....please
    The Truth is out there.

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    So then you can put me in your suitcase then. I'm pretty flexible

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    So then you can put me in your suitcase then. I'm pretty flexible
    No problem.
    Ill start getting my documentation together
    The Truth is out there.

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    Yeah, Ive been single waaaaaya too long. Time to try the wifey life for awhile.

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    I will marry you my Dearest. I will treat you like a lady, remember your birthday, our anniversary and the names of all your nephews and nieces.

    PS My family has a history of insanity but there is only a 75% chance that any of our offspring will be insane.

    Love
    BU.

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    Insanity is alright, just as long as cross-eyed doesnt run in your family
    Last edited by thehighwayman; 17-08-09 at 12:33.

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